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With a vibrant pop-art Dachshund portrait and cheeky message, this soft, lightweight tee delivers personality, comfort, and plenty of dog-loving fun for every member of the “Wiener Dog Appreciation Society.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003ePlayful Dachshund Artwork:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A colorful, stylized Doxie paired with “ZERO. DACHSHUND. FLOOFS. GIVEN.”\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eRidiculously Comfortable:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton you’ll reach for again and again.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMade to Last:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar help the tee maintain its shape.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBright, Crisp Graphics:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e High-quality DTF\/DTG printing with clear detail and bold color.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for Wiener Dog Lovers:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A fun tee for dog walks, coffee runs, lounging, or gifting to your favorite Doxie parent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMore Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight 100% cotton jersey (heathers blended 52% cotton, 48% polyester) for breathable comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSide-seamed construction for durability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTear-away label for comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBella+Canvas premium quality\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing tip!  This tee runs true to a relaxed unisex fit - 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