Zero Bernie Floofs Given Unisex T-Shirt | Funny Bernese Mountain Dog Lover Tee

Big heart. Big sweetness. Zero floofs given. 

This Zero Bernie Floofs Given t-shirt celebrates the gentle, loving, wonderfully fluffy Bernese Mountain Dog. Featuring a vibrant pop-art Berner portrait and a cheeky message, this lightweight tee is perfect for cozy days, park adventures, and showing off your devotion to one of the most beloved big-breed companions.

Why You’ll Love It

• Beautiful Berner Artwork: A colorful, stylized Bernese Mountain Dog with bold “ZERO. BERNIE. FLOOFS. GIVEN.”
• Soft & Breathable: Made from premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Made to Last: Ribbed collar, side seams, and shoulder tape help maintain shape wear after wear.
• Vivid Printing: Crisp DTF/DTG graphics keep colors rich and details sharp.
• Perfect for Big-Dog Lovers: A joyful, conversation-starting tee for Berner parents and dog enthusiasts.
  
  

More Details

• Lightweight 100% cotton jersey (heathers blended 52% cotton, 48% polyester) for breathable comfort
• Side-seamed construction for durability
• Tear-away label for comfort
• Bella+Canvas premium quality
• Sizing tip!  This tee runs true to a relaxed unisex fit - if you prefer a more fitted, closer-to-body feel, we recommend sizing down one size.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low or hang to air dry
• Iron on medium heat if needed
• Do not dry clean