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Zero Dachshund Floofs Given Unisex V-Neck T-Shirt | Funny Wiener Dog Tee

Zero Dachshund Floofs Given Unisex V-Neck T-Shirt | Funny Wiener Dog Tee

Regular price $29.00 USD
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Short legs. Big attitude. Zero floofs given.

This Zero Dachshund Floofs Given t-shirt captures everything we adore about these bold, long-bodied charmers. With a vibrant pop-art Dachshund portrait and cheeky message, this soft, lightweight tee delivers personality, comfort, and plenty of dog-loving fun for every member of the “Wiener Dog Appreciation Society.”

Why You’ll Love It

  • Playful Dachshund Artwork: A colorful, stylized Doxie paired with “ZERO. DACHSHUND. FLOOFS. GIVEN.”
  • Ridiculously Comfortable: Soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton you’ll reach for again and again.
  • Made to Last: Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar help the tee maintain its shape.
  • Bright, Crisp Graphics: High-quality DTF/DTG printing with clear detail and bold color.
  • Perfect for Wiener Dog Lovers: A fun tee for dog walks, coffee runs, lounging, or gifting to your favorite Doxie parent.

More Details

  • Lightweight 100% cotton jersey (heathers blended 52% cotton, 48% polyester) for breathable comfort
  • Side-seamed construction for durability
  • Tear-away label for comfort
  • Bella+Canvas premium quality
  • Sizing tip!  This tee runs true to a relaxed unisex fit - if you prefer a more fitted, closer-to-body feel, we recommend sizing down one size.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry low or hang to air dry
  • Iron on medium heat if needed
  • Do not dry clean





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