Zero Bernie Floofs Given T-Shirt | Funny Bernese Mountain Dog Lover Tee

Big heart. Big floof. Zero floofs given.

This Zero Bernie Floofs Given t-shirt celebrates the gentle, loving, wonderfully fluffy Bernese Mountain Dog. Featuring a vibrant pop-art Berner portrait and a cheeky message, this lightweight tee is perfect for cozy days, park adventures, and showing off your devotion to one of the most beloved big-breed companions.

Why You’ll Love It

🎨 Beautiful Berner Artwork: A colorful, stylized Bernese Mountain Dog with bold “ZERO. BERNIE. FLOOFS. GIVEN.”

👕 Soft & Breathable: Made from premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.

💪 Made to Last: Ribbed collar, side seams, and shoulder tape help maintain shape wear after wear.

✨ Vivid Printing: Crisp DTF/DTG graphics keep colors rich and details sharp.

🐾 Perfect for Big-Dog Lovers: A joyful, conversation-starting tee for Berner parents and dog enthusiasts.

Product Details

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
  
• Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² fabric
  
• Side seams + shoulder tape
  
• Ribbed knit collar + tear-away label
  
• Vibrant DTF/DTG details
  
• REACH certified
  
  

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Iron medium heat
• Do not dry clean